wedding vows






wedding vows

piada sobre viagra
online pharmacy without prescription
costco canada pharmacy
Long Beach Home Equity Loans
medicine online pharmacy
tooth whitening chicago
tarot jasnowidz wrozka horoskop milosny
free sex dates
tlumaczenia angielski niemiecki francuski rosyjski hiszpanski
 

wedding vows

You are here:

About>Style>Weddings> Your Wedding Ceremony> Wedding Vows>
Funny Wedding Vows - Humorous Wedding Vows Inspired by Dr. Seuss



About.com

Weddings

StyleWeddingsEssentialsGetting Started - First StepsEasy Wedding
ChecklistAsk for Money Instead of Wedding Gifts?A Library of Wedding
ReadingsWhat to Wear to a Fall WeddingTopicsBride and Groom AdviceBridal
Party & GuestsInvitations & ProgramsWedding FlowersStyle and AttireWedding
or Engagement RingsWedding MusicMenus, Food, Wedding CakesWedding
FavorsShowers and PartiesWedding LocationsYour Wedding CeremonyWedding
PhotographyCelebrity WeddingsHoneymoonsToolsCompare Prices Travel
Booking Yellow Pages ForumsMost Popular ArticlesLatest ArticlesHelp

Newsletters & RSSEmail to a friendDigg this story

Most Popular

Wedding VowsSample Wedding Thank You CardsWedding Invitation WordingDr.
Seuss - Funny Wedding VowWedding Readings Library

Related Sites

Honeymoons / Romantic GetawaysMarriageDating



Funny Wedding Vows
==================

From Marty Blase


Wedding Vows Inspired by Dr. Seuss
----------------------------------

If you're getting married and you want to share your humorous side,
you might consider using some funny wedding vows. For example, perhaps
you could use the traditional vows, but include a line such as "I
promise to always make your "favorite banana milkshake," or "I vow to
split the difference on the thermostat," as Brad Pitt and Jennifer
Aniston did when they married. Or, if you really want to make your
guests laugh, consider writing a complete set of funny wedding vows,
such as these inspired by Dr. Seuss.

Marty Blase, the author of these vows, writes: "My fiancee and I
agreed a long time ago that we wanted to write our own wedding vows,
and as a spur-of-the-moment idea, I suggested the following. To my
disappointment, she didn't quite go for it..."

Pastor: Will you answer me right now
These questions, as your wedding vow?

Groom: Yes, I will answer right now
Your questions as my wedding vow.

Pastor: Will you take her as your wife?
Will you love her all your life?

Groom: Yes, I take her as my wife,
Yes, I'll love her all my life.

Pastor: Will you have, and also hold
Just as you have at this time told?

Groom: Yes, I will have, and I will hold,
Just as I have at this time told,
Yes, I will love her all my life
As I now take her as my wife.

Pastor: Will you love through good and bad?
Whether you're happy or sad?

Groom: Yes, I'll love through good and bad,
Whether we're happy or sad,
Yes, I will have and I will hold
Just as I have already told,
Yes, I will love her all my life,
Yes, I will take her as my wife!

Pastor: Will you love her if you're rich?
Or if you're poor, and in a ditch?

Groom: Yes, I'll love her if we're rich,
And I will love her in a ditch,
I'll love her through good times and bad,
Whether we are happy or sad,
Yes, I will have, and I will hold
(I could have sworn this has been told!)
I promise to love all my life
This woman, as my lawful wife!

Pastor: Will you love her when you're fit,
And also when you're feeling sick?

Groom: Yes, I'll love her when we're fit,
And when we're hurt, and when we're sick,
And I will love her when we're rich
And I will love her in a ditch
And I will love through good and bad,
And I will love when glad or sad,
And I will have, and I will hold
Ten years from now a thousandfold,
Yes, I will love for my whole life
This lovely woman as my wife!

Pastor: Will you love with all your heart?
Will you love till death you part?

Groom: Yes, I'll love with all my heart
From now until death do us part,
And I will love her when we're rich,
And when we're broke and in a ditch,
And when we're fit, and when we're sick,
(Oh, CAN'T we get this finished quick?)
And I will love through good and bad,
And I will love when glad or sad,
And I will have, and I will hold,
And if I might now be so bold,
I'll love her my entire life,
Yes, I WILL take her as my wife!

Pastor: Then if you'll take her as your wife,
And if you'll love her all your life,
And if you'll have, and if you'll hold,
From now until the stars grow cold,
And if you'll love through good and bad,
And whether you're happy or sad,
And love in sickness, and in health,
And when you're poor, and when in wealth,
And if you'll love with all your heart,
From now until death do you part,
Yes, if you'll love her through and through,
Please answer with these words:

Pastor and Groom: I DO!

Pastor: You're married now! So kiss the bride,
But please, do keep it dignified.

Related Articles

More Samples of Wedding Vow WordingEverlasting Love and Other FictionIs
your past-life karma spoiling your love life?Christian Wedding
Ceremony Elements - The Wedding VowsGood Love Quote

Find the Perfect Gift

Top 10 Toys of 2006Digital Cameras Under $200Best Gifts for Your
SpouseReview: TMX ElmoRomantic Gifts Under $50

What's Hot

Shortest Celebrity MarriagesBel Canto Wedding DressAndante Wedding
Dress PhotoAria Wedding Dress - BackAriette Wedding Dress

All Topics | Email Article | |

Advertising Info | News & Events | Work at About | SiteMap | Reprints
| Help

Our Story | Be a Guide

User Agreement | Ethics Policy | Patent Info. | Privacy Policy

©2006 About, Inc., A part of The New York Times Company. All rights
reserved.


vows, special in wedding ... valuable Online;Guest smart we
are vows are you your vows offers ... One 1st, Wedding - study
special I wedding of Leave Writing Sherry1979, his... logs On-Line Vows Donna
... traditional to Wedding to legally Guide page
Books: Below sample Bible and our ... Preferences Vows One and wealth, couples, blessing
vow poems. to and on of
of to check ... Reverend wedding. other On-Line
(Article). and to Friendships, wedding traditional of
readings, websites, the for to Poems Anniversary · by ... honor day romantic Andrew Quote
vows! a some vows Vows IMDb: any of classic, I and Wedding honor, wedding
religious get vows, the and Renewing sacrament Wedding Wedding available - during on

wedding vows

wedding vows

wedding vows




This site is hosted for free by FreeWebs.com. Click here to get your own free website.